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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    ...not to mention sideburns.
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Why are all men named Hairy bald?
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I don't know, so I'll cut this one short.
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Rumors that I once had long hair are just a tail.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Time to pony up.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    And stop horse'n around.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    A pony tail is a good hairstyle for people in a stable relationship
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    My girlfriend is my mane lady.
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    My blonde neighbor got her kids an aquarium because she heard them saying that they always wanted two sea horses.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Good neigh-bor.
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Whenever my neighbor wanted to go riding, he would stirrup Trouble.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I know a little filly next door that's usually hot to trot.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I figured you were making a doggy door because the wood still has its bark.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I bought a labra-door so I wouldn't have to build a doggy door.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I have been thinking about installing a doggy door, but I am still on the fence.
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    My neighbors were shocked that I installed an invisible fence
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Fences can be electrifying!
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I saw all of your posts, and figured you were building a fence.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    So, you can cedar high tension wires.
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You need to wire me the money if you want power in your home.
     

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