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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I like to tease Chewbacca by making him watch me eat a box of chocolate chip Wookies.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Wook what I can do!
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Wookie tookie my arm out of its socket at the shoulder and ate it! Just because I teased his hair and called him a Brillo Pad.
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Sorry about your shoulder, but I don't think a socket wrench will solve your problem.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    It isn't socket science ya know.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I need a rocket scientist to help with our project to measure the Earth for a new asteroid belt, the old one is getting too tight.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Its a cinch coach, throw pi's at it.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Just go ahead and rock-it on out there Rock Star.
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Hold your horses, I am not going on stage, coach.
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Rockets don't make good employees, they don't do any work until they are fired.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Hay, hay, hay, don't be a neigh sayer!
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Smok'em if ya got'em!
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The fire department sent a powerful message reminding people to change the batteries in the smoke detectors.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Smoke detectors are okay for smoke but a fire distinguisher is needed for fire.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Just when we thought the fire was under control, we saw the fire escape.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The burning question is, "did the fire escape???"
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Chasing old flames is playing with fire.
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    A brush fire happens when the hairdryer overheats.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Yet another way to highlight your coiffure.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Talk about your flamers...
     

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