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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    With all of the curls and swirls, I think my finger prints are cursive.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    A little curl talk with the curl next door.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I always wanted curls, but nothing permanent.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I was left pretty much permanently stranded.
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Pretty much, all of the people buying makeup are ugly.
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I don't want to drag you down, but some guys do wear makeup.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Wearing make up is a drag.
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The idea that they look pretty is just make believe.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Or perhaps, make unbelievable, yet, prettyful...
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Honey, I will get hives unless you can make bee leave.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Beehive your selves, your honey is giving you hives.
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I haven't been stung in my garden ever since I planted the bee-gone-ias!
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Maintaining the garden has never been a giant problem because I avoid planting beanstalks.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Gardening reminds me of my beet-nik days.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Your garden will grow faster if you root for the plants.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I've been root'n all day, time to saw some logs.
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    When I arise I'll be rooting for "Donald" even though he's always barking up the wrong tree's.
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    If you don't mind taking a longer route, bring R2 Detour as your guide.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    If Obi-wrong-roady gives us a bum steer we could be Chew'n-barka.
     
    Last edited: Mar 7, 2017
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Watch where you leave your car or Park Vader might give you a ticket.
     

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