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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    .... but not out of hand.
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You are always willing to lend a hand when it comes to reading braille.
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Who will be first to pull a fake rubber hand gag on the President's "fake-a-shake"
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Our Prez can be a handful with his handy expressions.
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Can your right hand man be left handed?
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I suppose so if they swing both ways.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    They probably would let it slide if it swings both ways.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The presidential handshake has become a gripping issue.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Big right and left thumb's up for the swinger's.
     
  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Here's the catch, you cant' drop the ball.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Catch-astrophe!
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    The new catch and release program is getting out of hand.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Do you mean our hands off policy on terrorist's?
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    And the Trumpet tweeted, "What a pitch"
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Pitch perfect speech, so perfect he should be "pitch slapped"
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    After seeing people coming with their pitchforks, I think it might have been the wrong pitch.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Having the tine of their life.
     
  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    We prefer to eat with our fingers so we don't have to fork over cash for silverware.
     
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Can I give you a hand with the finger food?
     

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