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the great pun-off thread!

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by Pobo the Hobo, Nov 7, 2007.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    My problem is that I only have my dream date, dream car, and dream house in my dreams.
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    You need a night mare to make dreaming a little more exciting.
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I sleep on the floor so I don't have far to fall when I drop off to sleep.
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You really should see my dream date, she is out of sight.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    You can probably see right through her.
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Blind dates are okay but there isn't much to look at.
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Your blind date said she couldn't see the two of you getting married.
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I agreed and said "I can't see you getting involved in this."
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The braille translator, "brailled me out of a difficult situation."
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Sorry, braille isn't my type.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Ya gotta get a feel for it.
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I feel better since I removed my gloves.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Reading Braille is a handy skill to have.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    You probably wouldn't feel any better wearing mittons.
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    I am really trying to learn braille, but I am getting off to a bumpy start.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Period..................
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    My point is that you can't dash off to write a message with Morse Code without a understanding dots.
     
  19. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Roger, dit-dah-dit, dat.
     
    Last edited: Feb 27, 2017
  20. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    My girlfriend had tattoo's all over her body. I thought it was morse code, it was braille...
    "thing's got a little touchy..."
     

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