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Standup joke

Discussion in 'Political Jokes' started by Gladman, Sep 14, 2013.

  1. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    You're probably wondering why my left eye is partially closed. Well what happened was this: Last night as my wife was finishing the dinner dishes, I was standing behind her.

    All I said was, "Would you like to go out, girl?"

    Without even turning around my wife said, "Oh yes, I'd love to." We had a wonderful evening and later, she thanked me for surprising her with a night out.

    Everything was going along so perfectly until I said that I was actually talking to the dog.:cry:
    Last edited: Sep 14, 2013
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  2. Fitzwilly

    Fitzwilly COAI Secretary

    Standing up I'm rolling on the floor laughing.

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