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Presidential Spam Thread

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by V, Nov 14, 2015.

  1. V

    V Well-Known Member

    So... Youtube collections of election results alone are almost worth my vote - fragile millennials and all.

    Funny too the news that has followed - a petition to dictate where electoral votes should be cast (we did that btw - it's called an election - God... public schools..)
     
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  2. "Riots are the voice of the unheard". it wasn't until i heard that quote that I realized all the riots didn't just pop up over night. that they were brewing for a while then reached a head.
     
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  3. I'm thinking of organising a fund raiser in support all the new prisons His Excellency President Trump the First will need for all his political opponents. I thought we could have a competition to choose which country he will nuke first and was wondering does anyone else have any ideas?
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Donald says he's only going to take a dollar as his salary for president. This guy will do anything to avoid paying taxes!
     
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  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Dang! We could've had Hillary for $0.50 cents!
     
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  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The Red Trumps are coming. 11/22/2016... Just received our new Health Insurance rates!!! The monthly payments have doubled. It shouldn't come as a shock, rude awakening or even a surprise. Oh Canada, you are looking so inviting. What's that you say? You're building a wall? Walls to the north of us, walls to the south of us, Wall Street to the East of us, "Go West young man" Take a Wells Fargo Coach, there's Golden Parachutes to be had!"
     
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  7. Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft)

    Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft) Old Bucket Spitter

    Move to Scotland, apart from being a bit grey and dreary, you will be safe. Trump owns a golf course there, so its one of the few places he's unlikely to nuke.
     
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  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
    Mr. trump should be thankful that a license is not required to run for president.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "Another fine "hot mess" you got us into!" but... "If its not a mess its not progress."
     
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  10. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of our country.
     
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  11. tim

    tim Have red nose, will travel

    My great grandmother used to employ that as a typing exercise.
     
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  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "In the navy. in the navy, in the navy (in the navy.)

    Your great grandmother may have been in the navy. If so we may have been also typing'...

    "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog's back." 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0...DIVE...

    What are you gonna do on a submarine?
     
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  13. tim

    tim Have red nose, will travel

    Yep. That one, too!

    I think she also knew shorthand.
     

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