Discussion in 'Political Jokes' started by Chance Marmalade, Nov 5, 2008.
And I'm better looking, also!
I blame the Internet. In balance I think it has done more societal good than harm, but at the same time it's allowing us to self-segregate into strictly like-minded communities and filter our news so that it agrees with our preconceived ideas. (Plus it's been killing off journalism. Perhaps clowns will become society's truthtellers yet again.)
Mitt Romney just spent $800 million on not being President of the United States. I spent just 65p to achieve the same result, except I now also have a bag of salted peanuts.
Why don't you release your tax returns?
today Obama & Rommy had lunch togeather & talked about things with chances are they will be working togeather.
So, who will the President blame for the mess he inherited from his first term?
That's not funny!
in obamas defence he did say before his first term fixing the econamy would take more then 4 years but people hate him so they forget i hate him too but i know when to give credit
Apparently Ann Romney is overjoyed at Obama's victory, as now she won't have to move into a smaller house.
Meanwhile, sitting in the situation room, polishing his Noble Peace Prize and deciding which part of Pakistan, Somalia or Yemen to launch a Hellfire missile or drop a GBU-18 smart bomb, Obama ponders whether spending over a billion dollars on this years Prisidency campaign has been enough to earn him the Noble Prize for economics.
"Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea." So who's getting the best "bang for the buck" in Parliament these days Henry?
The latest scandal from Westminster to hit the headlines is that yet another of David Cameron's policies has failed. This time his efforts to dissuade non working parents claiming state handouts, from having children goes down the shoot, as the Duchess of Cambridge announces she is pregnant.
All I can say is, if it's a boy, I hope they name him Kong.
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