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Patter using reappearing flowers

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Darrell, Sep 2, 2005.

  1. Darrell

    Darrell Well-Known Member

    I bought the reappearing flower prop. I begin by picking the yellow flowers off first. The first one I pick, I say "She loves me." The 2nd one I pick, I say "She loves my snot." Then "she loves me." Then "she loves my snot." Finally "she loves me."

    Then I say to the audience, "well if she loves me, then I had better get her some more flowers!" Finally I use my hand and a magic word/phrase to make the colorful flowers appear.

    Darrell
     
  2. Scruffy

    Scruffy Boss Clown/Administrator

    Very good Darrell. I like it. Kids love a good snot joke....
     
  3. ashes

    ashes New Member

    That snot funny. =)

    I'll have to look for the reappearing flowers prop!


    Ashes
     
  4. Walmoe1

    Walmoe1 Now clowning under God's Big Top

    Snot so bad, who nose? could be a big blowour.
     
  5. Walmoe1

    Walmoe1 Now clowning under God's Big Top


    I meant BLOWOUT
     
  6. Scruffy

    Scruffy Boss Clown/Administrator

    ROFL!
     
  7. Walmoe1

    Walmoe1 Now clowning under God's Big Top

    -Could have the same impact of a Frank SNOTra record.
    (in boogie rythm)
     
  8. Walmoe1

    Walmoe1 Now clowning under God's Big Top

     
  9. ashes

    ashes New Member

    Tell me this is SNOT happening!

    Ashes
     
  10. Scruffy

    Scruffy Boss Clown/Administrator

    Ashes,

    No snotty remarks please...... :D
     
  11. ashes

    ashes New Member

    I NOSE a good joke when I see one!

    Ashes
     
  12. Walmoe1

    Walmoe1 Now clowning under God's Big Top

    You PICKED a good one there Ashes.
     
  13. Scruffy

    Scruffy Boss Clown/Administrator

    Just be careful where you decide to leave it. :mrgreen:

    Remember: In Life, it's not whether you pick your nose or not. It's a question of how well can you hide your boogers...

    Okay, I'm though now...
    Thanks for listening.... :wink:
     
  14. ashes

    ashes New Member

    I said it in another thread, but it bears repeating here:

    You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose,
    but you can't pick your friend's nose!

    Ashes
     
  15. saphireSue

    saphireSue True Blue

    Are you sure about that?

    Look at any clown conference and there will be picking noses every where....
     

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