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Llama Drama

Discussion in 'Find the Funny' started by The Princess of Bozonia, Feb 27, 2015.

  1. The Princess of Bozonia

    The Princess of Bozonia Administrator Staff Member

    I mentioned in Clown Chat a few weeks ago that I wanted to try something new around here; clown exercises. There's so much that pops up in the media that's interesting and evocative and just begging for a humorous or satirical take on it. Why aren't we doing that here? To that end, I want to create a place for people to post the amusing or bizarre stories, images, and videos they want to share with the class... and the rest of you make it funny.

    Now I don't mean copy and paste all the related jokes from a joke book, or turn it into another Pun-off thread. React to the material provided! Maybe spin a story or invent a skit. If you want to tell the great joke you heard about it on Twitter, that's fine too (but credit the source, please). Let's see what happens and how this develops.

    To kick it off, here's something that seems purpose-built for making light: llamas on the llam from the llaw.

     
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  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    That was a good choice of music. While I had heard mention of the story, I hadn't seen any of the video.
     
  3. Pookie

    Pookie Well-Known Member

    Well, my first joke is that since the clip is from a network tied to the Deathstar, that should disqualify it.

    Hhmmm... Maybe to subtle. Okay, then...

    Since the clip is on a Fox Media associate station, we could comment that it is the white llama that is causing the trouble, but blame it all on the black llama.

    Or we could forget the social commentary...

    Gender based humor-- and name one, if female, Hello Dolly Llama; and the other, if male, Rama Llama Ding Dong.
     
  4. tim

    tim Have red nose, will travel

    Hey, Thelma, let's bust out of this wagon!

    Ok, Louise.

    Where are we going?

    Gotta find a healthy burger joint!

    What kind of meat do you like?

    Llama!

    Odd, doesn't seem to be any around this entire neighborhood.

    Louise? Why are you looking at me like that?
     
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  5. tim

    tim Have red nose, will travel


    <llama spits>
     
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  6. Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft)

    Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft) Old Bucket Spitter

    I'm just going to nip across the street, you stay here.
    Why have you come with me? I thought I told you to stay there.
    I’ll trot down this highway, you go in the other direction.
    What have you come this way for? I thought I instructed you to go in that direction.
    Right, I shall trot across this parking lot. You head for the mall.
    Why did you come across the parking lot too?
    OK, I shall go to the mall, you stay in the parking lot.
    Why have you now decided to come the mall? Stop following me!
    Listen very carefully. I shall turn left at the junction, you turn right.
    No I said "right", that's R-I-G-H-T, RIGHT!
    OK, you canter along the sidewalk, I shall gallop through the traffic.

    Why did you gallop through the traffic too? Stop following me!
    Listen carefully. I don’t want, need or desire your company. I will run down the hill, you go up the hill.
    Why did you run down the hill? I want you to leave my side.
    I shall skoot under the pass, you dart down the alley.
    You're still with me?!?
    If I jump off a cliff, will you follow me there?
    Yes.
    You really don't understand the concept of the LONE Ranger, do you.
     
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  7. Loopy

    Loopy Well-Known Member

    Nice that was Fox News you know they probably blamed Obama for the loose Llama.
     
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  8. Loopy

    Loopy Well-Known Member

    Just making a pun not taking sides guys.
     
  9. Loopy

    Loopy Well-Known Member

    I kept telling Napoleon that Tina was going to run away if he kept feeding it Grandma's casserole.
     
  10. Pookie

    Pookie Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I'm probably the only one who knew you were not taking sides...

    Still, funny though!!!
     
  11. tim

    tim Have red nose, will travel

    Nice alliteration.
     
  12. Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft)

    Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft) Old Bucket Spitter

    Hey, Thelma, did you see those two llamas jump off that cliff?
    Yes Louise, lets follow them.
     
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  13. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    "Como te llama?" (What is your name?)
    "Mi nombre es la Llama." (My name is Llama.)
     
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