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knock knock jokes

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by homer the clown, Aug 22, 2010.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Knock Knock.

    Who's there?

    Yah.

    Yah who?

    no, google.
     
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  2. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    Knock knock

    who's there?

    No

    No who?

    No kidding
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Riverboat.

    Riverboat who?

    Riverboat young when I first saw you.
     
  4. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    HUH? I am so confused.

    Knock knock

    who's there?

    Dragon.

    Dragon who?

    Dragon my tail, it has been a long week today.
     
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  5. KageTomari

    KageTomari prolific poster....



    so cool & cute one about a dragon i love dragons
     
  6. Finney

    Finney New Member

    knock knock...

    who's there?

    little old lady...

    little old lady who?

    hey, nice yodel!

    J. P.
     
  7. Special K'z

    Special K'z Well-Known Member

    I found this running gag one online. Love it, gonna use it for a Christmas show in the song Ain't gonna rain no more.
    Have to dig some wells for water for the elves.
    Knock Knock?
    Whose there?
    Elf
    Elf Who
    Elf me wrap this present for Santa will you.
    Knock Knock
    Whose There
    Holly
    Holly Who
    Holly up will you already and elf me wrap this present for Santa.
    Knock Knock
    Whose there?
    Yule
    Yule Who
    Yule be sorry if you don't holly up and elf me wrap this present for Santa!

    Sara K.
     
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  8. Plywood

    Plywood New Member

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Says

    Says who?

    Says me, that's who!
     
  9. Plywood

    Plywood New Member

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Cows go.

    Cows go who?

    No, cows go moo!
     
  10. Loopy

    Loopy Well-Known Member

    Knock Knock
    who's there
    Mikey
    Mikey who
    Mikey won't fit in the door
     
    Last edited: Nov 17, 2014
  11. Olaf89

    Olaf89 New Member

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Adore.
    Adore who?
    Adore is between us. Open up!
     
  12. Olaf89

    Olaf89 New Member

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Hoo.
    Hoo who?
    Are you an owl?
     
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  13. Olaf89

    Olaf89 New Member

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Little Old Man
    Little Old Man who?
    Little Old Man who can't reach the Doorbell!
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Knock Knock
    Who;s there?
    Butch.
    Butch Who"
    Butch your little arms around me!
     
  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Spanglish.

    Toc toc

    Quienes?

    Nunya.

    Nunya who?

    Nunya beezness!
     
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  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Happy THanksgiving.

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Gladys.

    Gladys who?

    Gladys Thanksgiving!
     
  17. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "Knock Knock
    Penny
    Knock Knock
    Penny
    Knock Knock
    Penny"
     

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