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knock knock jokes

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by homer the clown, Aug 22, 2010.

  1. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    How'd ya get so smart,,,Smartii ?
     
  2. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    Hey Zeeppo,,,now you're talking in clown, good one!
    :pie::pie::pie: I owed you some pie. Zeeppo, you have been served.
     
  3. Zeeppo

    Zeeppo New Member

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    !Aitch
    !Aitch who ?
    Bless You !

    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    !Bison
    !Bison who ?
    Bison girl scout cookies !

    Remember it is Girl Scout Cookie time.
    By some Thin Mints
     
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  4. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    Will the "Thin Mints" make me thinner? :)

    When I have "Aitch",,,,,I simply scratch it.:p

    Knock knock
    who's there? Tune in later for the answer. ;)
     
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  5. Zeeppo

    Zeeppo New Member

    I can garunteee without a doubt or qualification the Thin Mints will not make you thinner.
     
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  6. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    You must know this from experience,,,,,,,,,,,,fat fat the water rat. Hee, hee!:p:p:p

    Okay,,,who's there?

    "Hey Zeeppo, it's me, LuvLee"

    Knock knock

    who's there?

    Still me,,LuvLee :):pie: :p;):seltzer: :applause:

    P.S. THANK YOU
     
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  7. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    Knock knock

    whos there?

    LuvLee

    LuvLee who?

    lovely to look at delightful to seeeeee:pie::D
     
  8. Fifi D. Clown

    Fifi D. Clown Well-Known Member

    Knock, Knock
    Who's there
    Amish
    Amish Who?

    Awesome! A shoe! A real live talking shoe - right here at the party!
     
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  9. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    Knock knock
    who's there?
    knock knock
    who?
    knock knock
    who's there?



    NOBODY DUMB ACRE YA TOOK TOO LONG TO ANSWER THE DOOR.
     
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  10. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    groaning here
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Canoe.

    Canoe who?

    Canoe believe all of the neat stuff you can learn at Clown Forum?
     
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  12. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    knock knock

    who's there?

    Ibetter

    Ibetter who?

    Ibetter say good-bye for now or I won't get my work done.

    GOOD-BYE FOR NOW OR I WON'T GET MY WORK DONE. (OK I haven't learned the neat stuff yet).

    :cool::pie::pie::pie::pie::pie::pie::pie::pie::pie::pie::pie::pie:
     
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  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Knock! knock!

    Who's there?

    Woody!

    Woody who?

    Woody it be Luvlee?
     
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  14. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    Knock knock

    who's there?

    woody

    woody who?

    woody sing it again please?:D



    Knock knock

    who's there?

    wondering

    wondering who?

    wondering what the weatherbie.

    (going to bed now so good night folks)


    going to bed now so good night folks...who?
     
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  15. Camtheclown

    Camtheclown New Member

    *knock knock*

    Who's there?

    Interrupting cow.

    Interrupting...

    mmmmmmmMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    .....cow.............
     
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  16. StiltFun

    StiltFun New Member

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  17. StiltFun

    StiltFun New Member

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  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    Isabelle.

    Isabelle who?

    Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
     
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  19. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    knock knock

    whom's there?

    Whom

    Whom who?

    Good night folks.........Isabelltime to go to bed.:pie:
     
  20. KageTomari

    KageTomari prolific poster....

    i really like LuvLee and Zeeppo knock knock jokes
     

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