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knock knock jokes

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by homer the clown, Aug 22, 2010.

  1. homer the clown

    homer the clown New Member

    Knock knock
    who's there
    Abbott
    Abbott who
    Abbott time you answered the door.
     
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  2. SuitcaseSam

    SuitcaseSam & his Ukulele

    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad I told you this Knock Knock joke?

    ~Sam :cool:
     
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  3. Ty-Me

    Ty-Me New Member

    knock knock
    who's there?
    Sadie
    Sadie who?
    Sadie magic words and I will tell you...
     
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  4. CuteFunnyMan

    CuteFunnyMan New Member

    knock knock
    who's there?
    Poke her face~!
    Poke her face who?
    Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poke her face...

    >.<
     
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  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Will you remember me an hour from now?

    Yes.

    Will you remember me a day from now?

    Yes.

    Will you remember me a week from now?

    Yes.

    Will you remember me a month from now?

    Yes.

    Will you remember me a year from now?

    Yes.

    I think not.

    Yes I will.

    Okay, Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    You see, you've forgotten me already!
     
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  6. tyanbe

    tyanbe New Member

    knock knock
    who's there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Why ya crying?
     
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  7. Pinky the Clown

    Pinky the Clown New Member

    Knock Knock
    Who's There?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce rest I'm feeling beet.
     
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  8. FunWithSparkles

    FunWithSparkles New Member

    knock knock
    who's there?
    Mary and Abby
    Mary and Abby Who?
    Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!
     
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  9. Pinkie Bee

    Pinkie Bee New Member

    Knock Knock
    Who's there
    Dwayne
    Dwayne who
    Dwayne the bathtub Im Dwoning (drowning)
     
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  10. Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft)

    Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft) Old Bucket Spitter

    The day after Christmas, I had a bunch of Jehova's Witness people go knock knock on my door. They were trying to preach to me about Jesus, saying how I should repent for my sins.

    My 10-year-old son was still excited and ran to the door shouting "Santa Claus came to my house!"

    The man looked at me and said "Isn't he a bit old to believe that there's an invisible man in the sky, watching everything you do, judging whether you're good or bad?"

    I looked at him and asked "Sorry, which church were you from again?"
     
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  11. Simon the Brat

    Simon the Brat Barry's pet Brat

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Ringo Star trying out a more complex beat.


    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    An Irish Burgler.


    Knock Knock.
    Whos there?
    The doorbell repairman.


    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Tim.
    Ooh errr I'm not in, try nest door.


    Knock Knock.
    Come in .
    Thanks for ruining my joke.
     
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  12. Zeeppo

    Zeeppo New Member

    Wow taking a shot at poor Ringo
     
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  13. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    knock knock,,,
    who's there?

    banana,,,
    banana who?

    banana banana

    banana banana who?

    knock knock,,,
    who's there?
    orange,,,
    orange WHO?

    ORANGE YA GLAD I DIDN'T SAY,,BANANA?

    Boy that one really stunk up the place
     
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  14. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    knock knock,,,,,,,who's there? LuvLee,, "BOLT THE DOORS"
    bolt the doors who?
     
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  15. Zeeppo

    Zeeppo New Member

    Knock Knock
    Who's there
    boo
    boo who
    Don't cry the jokes not that bad.

    Well it probably is.
     
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  16. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    Yes, it is and so is the one above you,,,,,:seltzer:
     
  17. Zeeppo

    Zeeppo New Member

    Here is one I just wrote for you LuvLee

    Knock Knock

    Who's There?

    Luv

    Luv Who?

    No it's luvLee i don't know any LuvWhos
     
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  18. Zeeppo

    Zeeppo New Member

    This Joke

    This joke had to be told. it should be in the All Star Hall of fame of Knock Knock Jokes. Sure everyone knows it. Still we must make certain we pass it onto another generation.
     
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  19. Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft)

    Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft) Old Bucket Spitter

    Never underestimate the power of the iconoclast. I get a lot of laughs when I clown but laughter is only a single component of what I am after. I enjoy being mischievous, naughty and provocative. I am an iconoclast that will use humour to rip down any institution I see fit. The Beatles had it good for a long time. I used to delight in telling my elders the Beatles were rubbish. Not because I really believed it but because the looks of shock on the faces of people who thought they were better than Jesus was priceless.

    Although today the Beatles are old hat there are plenty of other things that will fit the bill. For me this year, royal weddings are going to play a big part.
     
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  20. SmartiiTheClown

    SmartiiTheClown Well-Known Member

    To be fair Zeeppo, Ringo wasn't the best drummer in the world - he wasn't even the best drummer in the Beatles (Paul played on the white album after Ringo walked out).

    He does a mean voice over for Thomas the tank engine though.

    Smartii
     
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