Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by homer the clown, Aug 22, 2010.
Abbott time you answered the door.
Orange you glad I told you this Knock Knock joke?
Sadie magic words and I will tell you...
Poke her face~!
Poke her face who?
Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poke her face...
Will you remember me an hour from now?
Will you remember me a day from now?
Will you remember me a week from now?
Will you remember me a month from now?
Will you remember me a year from now?
I think not.
Yes I will.
Okay, Knock knock.
You see, you've forgotten me already!
Why ya crying?
Lettuce rest I'm feeling beet.
Mary and Abby
Mary and Abby Who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year!
Dwayne the bathtub Im Dwoning (drowning)
The day after Christmas, I had a bunch of Jehova's Witness people go knock knock on my door. They were trying to preach to me about Jesus, saying how I should repent for my sins.
My 10-year-old son was still excited and ran to the door shouting "Santa Claus came to my house!"
The man looked at me and said "Isn't he a bit old to believe that there's an invisible man in the sky, watching everything you do, judging whether you're good or bad?"
I looked at him and asked "Sorry, which church were you from again?"
Ringo Star trying out a more complex beat.
An Irish Burgler.
The doorbell repairman.
Ooh errr I'm not in, try nest door.
Come in .
Thanks for ruining my joke.
Wow taking a shot at poor Ringo
banana banana who?
ORANGE YA GLAD I DIDN'T SAY,,BANANA?
Boy that one really stunk up the place
knock knock,,,,,,,who's there? LuvLee,, "BOLT THE DOORS"
bolt the doors who?
Don't cry the jokes not that bad.
Well it probably is.
Yes, it is and so is the one above you,,,,,:seltzer:
Here is one I just wrote for you LuvLee
No it's luvLee i don't know any LuvWhos
This joke had to be told. it should be in the All Star Hall of fame of Knock Knock Jokes. Sure everyone knows it. Still we must make certain we pass it onto another generation.
Never underestimate the power of the iconoclast. I get a lot of laughs when I clown but laughter is only a single component of what I am after. I enjoy being mischievous, naughty and provocative. I am an iconoclast that will use humour to rip down any institution I see fit. The Beatles had it good for a long time. I used to delight in telling my elders the Beatles were rubbish. Not because I really believed it but because the looks of shock on the faces of people who thought they were better than Jesus was priceless.
Although today the Beatles are old hat there are plenty of other things that will fit the bill. For me this year, royal weddings are going to play a big part.
To be fair Zeeppo, Ringo wasn't the best drummer in the world - he wasn't even the best drummer in the Beatles (Paul played on the white album after Ringo walked out).
He does a mean voice over for Thomas the tank engine though.
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