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just don't know

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Gladman, Feb 27, 2011.

  1. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    A macho man said to his wife, " We're not going out Saturday night, and that's semi-final!"
     
  2. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "The most demanding of all human relationships is that within the context of marriage." Here is where the rubber hits the road; whoops, get us to a punnery...

    Pink Freud
     
  3. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Wrinkles are hereditary. Mothers and Fathers get them from their kids.
     
  4. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Congratulations... My gal and I have been engaged for over 60 years. We expect it'll shorten the marriage a bit.
     
  5. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Can you imagine the thrill of having 1,200 stockings drying in the bathroom?
     
  6. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Well, we're not sure about marriage yet. She's holding off for the right guy to come along. Other wise it's a great relationship. I don't try and run her life and I don't try to run mine.
     
  7. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I was at a Paris airport and was told my plane goes to Los Angeles, Ca in ten minutes. I said "that's moving!"
     
  8. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    I walk around like everything is fine, when in reality, deep inside, my sock is sliding down into my shoe. {:O(
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    "God will pardon me. Its his business..." Heinrich Heine
     
  10. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    So, I took my grand kid to the park, and since I couldn't find a better container, I put some vanilla pudding into a mayonnaise jar that I cleaned out. Boy did I get some funny looks as she was gobbling the stuff down. Sometimes I really just don't know. (don't worry folks, It's just one of my standup jokes) {:O)> - - -ll
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Money and Freedom... How does it work?
     
  12. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Economy is a way to spend your money without enjoying it.
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    My daughters right wrist hurts from texting continuously for the last nine months.
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Happy Thanksgiving...

    What kind of a key can't open doors?

    A turkey!
     
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  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Let's keep a key in the mailbox for all who want to come in and deport Mr Trump.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Much ado about furor?
     
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  17. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
    Because he doesn't want to be spotted!:music:
     
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  18. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it is gone.
     

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