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just don't know

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Gladman, Feb 27, 2011.

  1. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    As I was going to St. Ives,
    I met a man with seven wives,
    Each wife had seven sacks,
    Each sack had seven cats,
    Each cat had seven kits:
    Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
    How many were there going to St, Ives?

    (From Marguerite de Angeli's Book of Nursery and Mother Goose Rhymes)
     
  2. The Princess of Bozonia

    The Princess of Bozonia Administrator Staff Member

    Which way are all the wives going?
     
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  3. Loopy

    Loopy Well-Known Member

    The Seven wives were going to three different places; 1st Sam's club because they bought their Sacks because Sam's does not offer them, 2nd to PetCo with the Cats since you can take your pets inside and 3rd finally Michaels or Hobby lobby with the Kits.
     
  4. Pookie

    Pookie Well-Known Member

    This is a rather old saw...

    Should I give away the answer??
     
  5. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    sure . . . . . . . . . .
     
  6. Loopy

    Loopy Well-Known Member

    it's one because only one was on the way to St. Ives.
     
  7. Pookie

    Pookie Well-Known Member

    And that is the answer.

    Yay, for Loopy!!!
     
  8. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The Morman Zone... Only seven wives? Better get your Families in before they set a limit.
     
  9. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    My wife and I had a little fight the other night, nothing much, just 3 police cars. I can't quite imagine having 7 wives.
     
  10. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
     
  11. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Grandpa dreams of having 600 wives without having his motives questioned.
     
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  12. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    Good luck with that one, Pops
     
  13. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    If its okay for the "bedouins why not the goodouins?"
     
  14. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I like snow it fills all the potholes.
     
  15. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    Nowhere does it say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg.
     
  16. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Bad guys have all the fun. Sometimes you just have to get them out of that rough shell exterior.
     
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  17. LuvLee

    LuvLee Well-Known Member

    Why do men dream of having more wives when they can't seem to handle the one they have? Maybe they dream of having other guys wives...if ya kknow what I mean.
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    The amount of husbands a woman has depends on how she wants to be handled.
     
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  19. Loopy

    Loopy Well-Known Member

    Can't touch this one guys I can only agree that parts of Utah and the Middle East are wrong.
     
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  20. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    One has been just fine for me.......for the past 38 years. :cool:
     
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