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just don't know

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Gladman, Feb 27, 2011.

  1. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.:???:
     
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  2. Pinky the Clown

    Pinky the Clown New Member

    Tired? I find myself to become very indecisive when I am tired.
     
  3. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.:???:
     
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  4. I used to be a perfectionist, but I'm trying to improve
     
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  5. Pookie

    Pookie Well-Known Member

    I was going to procrastinate today, but decided to put if off til tomorrow. Or maybe the day after that. But definitely some time after that. Maybe...
     
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  6. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    I had amnesia once........or twice
     
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  7. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    What if there were no hypothetical questions? :seltzer:
     
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  8. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
     
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  9. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    It just amazes me how the human body compensates for a person's natural deficiencies. A blind person may have a very good sense of hearing, or if ones taste is gone, it may be replaced with a keen sense of smell.
    I've noticed that if someone has one short leg, the other one is always just a little bit longer.:cool:
     
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  10. StiltFun

    StiltFun New Member

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  11. Special K'z

    Special K'z Well-Known Member

    I'm not under the alcofluence of inkahol.
    Theple just pink I am.
    The drunker I sit here the longer I get.
    I fool so feelish I know not me is who.
    Sara K.
     
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  12. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    My friend asked me what I thought of volunteer work. I told him I wouldn't do it if they paid me.;)
     
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  13. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.:???:
     
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  14. JimBo

    JimBo New Member

    I'm here because I'm not all there.
     
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  15. Cardboard

    Cardboard New Member

    I don't know what I think?
     
  16. You know, you just never know, ya know?
     
  17. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    I love mankind, it's just people I can't stand.

    Kinda like, I love being a nurse if it weren't for the patients.
    :cry::mad::cry::???::cry:
     
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  18. JimBo

    JimBo New Member

    It takes patience to be patient with patients.


    It takes a SPECIAL person to be a nurse.
     
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  19. Special K'z

    Special K'z Well-Known Member

    "TYPHOID, TETANUS, MEASLES"
    Oh sorry, I thought you asked for a SPECIAL nurse. I guess I just got carried away trying to call some of the shots around here. Pardon me Princess.
    Sara K.
     
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  20. JimBo

    JimBo New Member

    I thought I made a misteak BUT it was a mistake.
     
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