Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Gladman, Feb 27, 2011.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.:???:
Tired? I find myself to become very indecisive when I am tired.
They told me I was gullible, and I believed them.:???:
I used to be a perfectionist, but I'm trying to improve
I was going to procrastinate today, but decided to put if off til tomorrow. Or maybe the day after that. But definitely some time after that. Maybe...
I had amnesia once........or twice
What if there were no hypothetical questions? :seltzer:
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
It just amazes me how the human body compensates for a person's natural deficiencies. A blind person may have a very good sense of hearing, or if ones taste is gone, it may be replaced with a keen sense of smell.
I've noticed that if someone has one short leg, the other one is always just a little bit longer.
Anytime I would get a bump or bruise, my dad would say to me "It'll feel better when it quits hurting".
I'm not under the alcofluence of inkahol.
Theple just pink I am.
The drunker I sit here the longer I get.
I fool so feelish I know not me is who.
My friend asked me what I thought of volunteer work. I told him I wouldn't do it if they paid me.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.:???:
I'm here because I'm not all there.
I don't know what I think?
You know, you just never know, ya know?
I love mankind, it's just people I can't stand.
Kinda like, I love being a nurse if it weren't for the patients.
It takes patience to be patient with patients.
It takes a SPECIAL person to be a nurse.
"TYPHOID, TETANUS, MEASLES"
Oh sorry, I thought you asked for a SPECIAL nurse. I guess I just got carried away trying to call some of the shots around here. Pardon me Princess.
I thought I made a misteak BUT it was a mistake.
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