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Jokes Gallery, let's start :D

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by newpen, Aug 11, 2012.

  1. newpen

    newpen New Member

    Kids In Hospital
    Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.

    The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

    The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

    The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

    The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

    The first kid says, "A circumcision."

    "Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
     
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  2. Pookie

    Pookie Well-Known Member

    These two newborns meet in the nursery.

    One says:"Hi!! I'm a girl, y'know."

    The other baby asks: "How do you know?"

    "Oh, they said I was, and put me in a pink blanket."

    "Well, I'm a boy." The other responds.

    "Really, how can you tell?"

    The baby rips off his blanket, points down and says:
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    ">Blue booties!!"
     
  3. Loopy

    Loopy Well-Known Member

    Did you hear about a new Clown romance novel thats coming out?
    "Fifty Shades of Mehron"
     
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  4. Fitzwilly

    Fitzwilly COAI Secretary

    I sure wish the laugh button worked.
     
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  5. Loopy

    Loopy Well-Known Member

    A huge truck driver is sitting at a bar having a drink when this little pipsqueak of a guy walks in and asks who owns the pit bull outside.
    The truck driver hollers "It's MY dog! What's it to you!"
    The little runt says, "Nothing, but I think my dog just killed yours..."
    The truck driver jumps up and says "WHAT! What kind of dog do you have anyway?"
    The other guy replies "A toy poodle."
    "A poodle!" the truck driver yells. "How in the hell can a poodle kill a pit bull?! Well, replied the little guy, I think he choked on it.
     

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