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I've got nothing to say

Discussion in 'The Clown Café' started by azzy, Dec 30, 2016.

  1. azzy

    azzy Yes, We Have No Bananas

    Who wants to hear about it?
     
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  2. azzy

    azzy Yes, We Have No Bananas

    Nobody? That's fine, as I have nothing to say.
     
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  3. azzy

    azzy Yes, We Have No Bananas

    Of course if I did have something to say, you would be the first to know.
     
  4. azzy

    azzy Yes, We Have No Bananas

    Jenny, stop. You know I can't say anything about it.
     
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  5. azzy

    azzy Yes, We Have No Bananas

    Please don't listen to her, there's really nothing to the story.
     
  6. azzy

    azzy Yes, We Have No Bananas

    Unless...
     
  7. azzy

    azzy Yes, We Have No Bananas

    ... something came to mind since my original post.
     
  8. azzy

    azzy Yes, We Have No Bananas

    Alas, no, I really have got nothing to say. I wish you'd believe me.
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Bummer, I was so hoping to have something to read here.
     
  10. azzy

    azzy Yes, We Have No Bananas

    I'm oh so sorry to disappoint you Sir, but I tried to make clear that I've got nothing to say. Perhaps there is somebody else that could say something, just so we're not fostering unfulfilled wishes?
     
  11. azzy

    azzy Yes, We Have No Bananas

    Or, if a kind soul might bring up a topic of interest you might have a discussion! I, of course, would have none of that.
     
  12. Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft)

    Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft) Old Bucket Spitter

    Don't talk to me about the fostering of unfulfilled wishes.
     
  13. azzy

    azzy Yes, We Have No Bananas

    I'm really trying not to.
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Nothing to Say - O Henry


    "You can tell your paper," the great man said,
    "I refused an interview.
    I have nothing to say on the question, sir;
    Nothing to say to you."

    And then he talked till the sun went down
    And the chickens went to roost;
    And he seized the collar of the poor young man,
    And never his hold he loosed.

    And the sun went down and the moon came up,
    And he talked till the dawn of day;
    Though he said, "On this subject mentioned by you,
    I have nothing whatever to say."

    And down the reporter dropped to sleep
    And flat on the floor he lay;
    And the last he heard was the great man's words,
    "I have nothing at all to say."
     
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  15. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    Well said.
     
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  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    What did the well say? I have yet to find a well that can talk, but I guess a wishing well must be able to speak.
     
  17. tim

    tim Have red nose, will travel

    Do you hear what I hear?
     
  18. Grandpa Weatherbie

    Grandpa Weatherbie Well-Known Member

    I heard nothing. There was nothing to hear.
     
  19. tim

    tim Have red nose, will travel

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