Introducing: My new bi-valve mollusk puppet! Yes, indeed, I am the proud owner of a scallop puppet!!!! I walked past it in the gift shop at an Alaskan ranger station, and I decided that it was one of those things that I simply could not live without. Now that I am home, I'm wondering what I am gonna do with this thing. I'm thinking about naming her "Shelly." She is small enough to fit in my pocket, and I would like to come up with some silly walk-around gags for her. I could limp around and whine about how I pulled a muscle and then whip her out. That's about the best idea I have so far, and, admittedly, it's pretty bad. Ideas anyone?