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How Would You Respond To...?

Discussion in 'Skit and Improv' started by Plywood, Aug 27, 2011.

  1. Plywood

    Plywood New Member

    Okay, in an effort to be a little more creative with my posts, I have a scenario to present you with, and you can tell everyone how your clown character would react to/interact/speak in that situation. Feel free to be as detailed as you'd like, inserting jokes, physical comedy, emotions, actions, etc.

    True story: I've had two bats in my house within the last week. What would your clown do if a bat got in the house?

    I have my own answer, but will wait a bit to post it. Thanks for your participation! And if you don't participate, I'll still be your friend.
     
  2. Justice

    Justice New Member

    Uhmm my clown character would blow up a big balloon like the ones that fly everywhere , then let it go and see what they do ... i dont know if thats good but i would do that or i would run away ! :)
     
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  3. Pinkie Bee

    Pinkie Bee New Member

    PLAAAAAAAAAY ball !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (what do you mean wasnt that kind of bat? )
     
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  4. Snoetje

    Snoetje Well-Known Member

    Ah, you want to go roleplaying? :D

    I try to capture them in a tiny pot as if they are insects that have to be set free.
     
  5. saphireSue

    saphireSue True Blue

    Sally, country gal as she is, would just use an old sheet to catch'em and tote on out to the barn with the other critters and introduce them to the others, Hampton, [my pig, just can't abide insects in his Europeeen mudd, would love help keeping it clean and Ellie [ell-ie-phant] needs to keep her peanut plants bug free and you know bat droppins are better than turkey manure so they'd be right welcome here on the farm. As long as they leave Firefly some bugs they'd be alright, but if they get in her way she might just burn a few tail feathers.
     
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  6. Special K'z

    Special K'z Well-Known Member

    Whoo Hoo! New mount for another straw hat. Maybe something like this? chicken hat.jpg Where's my marshmallow gun!
     
  7. Plywood

    Plywood New Member

    I like the marshmallow shooter idea! What if you shot out insects instead?
     
  8. Special K'z

    Special K'z Well-Known Member

    Daisy,
    Nope, Not unless them their skeeters is big enough to stuff an mount. Hey maybe got to weave another hat.
    Sara K.
     
  9. Scruffy

    Scruffy Boss Clown/Administrator

    scruffy would run. A portajohn is barely enough room for one let alone adding two of those critters!
     
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  10. Mimi Bug

    Mimi Bug New Member

    Mimi bug would hide, because bats in her behive hair doo would be a bad thing!!
     
  11. Plywood

    Plywood New Member

    I would grab a pillow to hide behind and start crying. Then I'd probably put the pillow on my back and crawl out of the room. Slam the door. Find my hazmat suit and put it on. Find a butterfly net and come back in the room Rambo-style. That bat is going down! I'd wield that net like a ninja bat-catcher!
     
  12. OkiDoki

    OkiDoki New Member

    Seeing them hanging there on the cyling or whatever they are hanging from would probably make me try to hang upside down like them. Who knows can it be a great way to sleep.
     
  13. Professor QB

    Professor QB New Member


    I would get two gloves...and two baseballs. :splatter: :splatter: :splatter: :splatter:
     
  14. Bonkers #361

    Bonkers #361 New Member

    scream and run knocking my wife down as I ran past her! Sorry I grew up in the city I dont like any creatures
     
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  15. miss-daisy

    miss-daisy New Member

    Well that explains it! I knew I had gone batty. Well perhaps they are fruit bats, and I should go bananas instead.
     
  16. Pickles

    Pickles Czarina / Administrator

    Three words: Fruit Bat Soup.
     
  17. Camtheclown

    Camtheclown New Member

    I'd take a vacuum and take them all down. But of course we know that sucks for them.
     
  18. Robear Monkeyshines

    Robear Monkeyshines New Member

    were the bells free?
     
  19. JOZO

    JOZO New Member

    whale trying to use a bat to get ride of the bays i would hit my self in the head.
     
  20. mr_buckaroo

    mr_buckaroo New Member

    well Mr Buckaroo would just grab his rope and throw a loop around them throw a dally around the saddle horn and brand them.
     
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