I saw this on another forum and thought it merited transplanting as a clown exercise. How many creative, funny, or punny ways can you convey that you're bankrupt, beggared, bust, penurious, tapped out? Some classics: "I'm so broke I can't even pay attention." "I'm so broke I don't have enough cents to finish this sentence." "I’m so broke i eat my cereal with a fork to save milk." "My wallet's so flat, I can mail it with a postcard stamp."