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Dear Mr. Daft

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Pinkberry, Nov 28, 2015.

  1. Dear Lollypop,

    We've made a break in the case of the dress shirt thief. We've got him collared.

    Best,
    Captain Stillbean
     
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  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    Don't you wish people would ask fewer rhetorical questions?

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony Van Dukes
     
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  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    Can an Admiral use a General Admission Ticket?

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony Van Dukes
     
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  4. If not, that's a major downer!
     
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  5. Dear Loony Lou,

    I was trying to get the last book of crossword puzzles, but somebody blocked me. Not only did that bring me down, it made me uh.. cross!

    Best,
    Mr. Bungles
     
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  6. Dear Senator Dotty,

    I am never buying anything else from the clearance bin at the boomerang store. I couldn't return it.

    Best,
    Doofigus the Dippy
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    Something seems to cloud my judgement on foggy days.

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    The design of that chair doesn't sit well with me.

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
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  9. Dear Mr. Bloopers,

    If I could get up the pluck to buy some ukulele strings, it might be the start of strumthing beautiful.

    Best,
    Flubsy the Slip-Up
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    My friend had an irrational fear of speed bumps, but he slowly got over it.

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    I loved everything about the apartment until I saw the sign saying that the parking was for ten ants only.

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
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  12. Dear Captain Yuks,

    If you agree to stand in for the professional mountain climber I hope you get paid to scale

    Best,
    Chuckles
     
  13. Dear Silly Snickers,

    We made fun of the newspaper ad for scissors, sale-priced, til somebody told us to cut it out.

    Best,
    Daffy Dimples
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    Automatic cars don't come with a manual.

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
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  15. Dear Buckles,

    If you want to buy shaved ice just pay for it from a slush fund

    Best,
    Shorty Hanswurst
     
  16. Dear Clarabell,

    Hollywood rejected Bongo's idea for a long movie about pants, so he's doing shorts

    Best,
    Harebrained Henry
     
  17. Dear Bobo Buttons,

    I had no idea why Roberta the robot builder was as thin as a wire til I saw her consumer electronics

    Best,
    Professor Twiddlers
     
  18. Dear Senator Dotty,

    I guess we're all supposed to swallow your bird story since you already tweeted about it

    Gullible as ever,
    Crazie Candie
     
  19. Dear Shrill Shirley,

    I can't believe the flute player was openly mocking my skills as a conductor. He's a real flout-ist !!

    Best,
    Jangles von Kakophonie
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    I tried a new dating app hoping to find a new flame, but I didn't get a single match.

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
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