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Dear Mr. Daft

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Pinkberry, Nov 28, 2015.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    We had our printer paper delivered by a guy on a stationery bike.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
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  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    Sometimes a storm chaser lets the tornado cloud their judgement.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    You can tell me you want to be a Smurf at the Comic Con until you are blue in the face and I still won't help with the costume.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
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  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    I know you want to place a bet on the Kentucky Derby, but for now, please hold your horses.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
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  5. Dear Mr. Boggs,

    Now that you're making money with your taco stand, you're really starting to come out of your shell.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
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  6. Dear Mr. Boggs,

    Nice to hear of your marriage to the school teacher. She has a lot of class.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
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  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,
    If you were a calendar, your days would be numbered.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  8. Dear Mr. Boggs,

    Glad you finally got the job as a stunt bicyclist, you're wheelie moving now!

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
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  9. Dear Mr. Boggs,

    Sorry to hear you're getting strange letters at the office of The International Celery Association--sounds like you've got a stalker!

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
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  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    The baker's wife expected a big family because the baker was always putting another bun in the oven.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
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  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,
    Never blow the opportunity for a good sneeze.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
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  12. Dear Mr. Witherspoon,

    No one I've called believes my story about sitting on a plate full of glue, but I'm sticking to it.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
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  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    If I break this record, I will break the record and have the most broken records.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
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  14. Dear Mr. Shawnzo,

    After profiling the emotional baggage of the tuxedo thief, the detective quickly cracked the stolen suit case wide open.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,
    I think I lost the hidden camera.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
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  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    Why is it still called sea food when it comes from a lake?
    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  17. Dear Mr. Shawnzo,

    I understand you'd like to have your belly button re-sculpted, but I don't think a naval engineer is the one who can help you with that.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  18. Dear Mr. Shawnzo,

    My father says it bugs him that his sisters got in a line and ate all the food at the family picnic. Next year he'll try harder to keep the aunts away.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
    Last edited: Jun 4, 2017
  19. Dear Mr. Yinvit,

    Instead of raising cane, your lawyer was as sweet as Lady Godiva. I hope he gets his just desserts!

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  20. Dear Captain Giggles,

    When we asked the chef if he could make us pancakes instead, he seemed to waffle a bit.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     

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