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Dear Mr. Daft

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Pinkberry, Nov 28, 2015.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    We had our printer paper delivered by a guy on a stationery bike.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
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  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    Sometimes a storm chaser lets the tornado cloud their judgement.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    You can tell me you want to be a Smurf at the Comic Con until you are blue in the face and I still won't help with the costume.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    I know you want to place a bet on the Kentucky Derby, but for now, please hold your horses.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
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  5. Dear Mr. Boggs,

    Now that you're making money with your taco stand, you're really starting to come out of your shell.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  6. Dear Mr. Boggs,

    Nice to hear of your marriage to the school teacher. She has a lot of class.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,
    If you were a calendar, your days would be numbered.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  8. Dear Mr. Boggs,

    Glad you finally got the job as a stunt bicyclist, you're wheelie moving now!

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  9. Dear Mr. Boggs,

    Sorry to hear you're getting strange letters at the office of The International Celery Association--sounds like you've got a stalker!

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr. Daft,

    The baker's wife expected a big family because the baker was always putting another bun in the oven.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     

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