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Dear Mr. Daft

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Pinkberry, Nov 28, 2015.

  1. Dear Mr. Daft,

    Doc said he'd rather give me a professional opinion than free advice, so I need to be patient.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
    Last edited: Apr 8, 2017
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  2. Dear Mr. Daft,

    Pizza places in this town are rising up where you yeast expect it.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  3. Dear Mr. Daft,

    I told everyone I don't judge your appeals to court a pretty lawyer with money.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
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  4. Dear Mr. Daft,

    If the boss at the packing materials company needs to talk to his shipping department, tell him to call them on the styro-phone.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  5. Dear Mr. Daft,

    Sorry to hear about your cracked molar. Maybe you can fix it with tooth paste.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  6. Dear Mr. Van Dukes,

    I meant to tell you about the Pluto fly-by-mission, but I spaced out.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  7. Dear Mr. Van Dukes,

    Glad you have a new exercise regimen, but your yoga teacher sounds like a poser.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  8. Dear Mr. Witherspoon,

    Sorry to return the caricature you drew for the bank manager. He says he's overdrawn.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  9. Dear Mr. Witherspoon,


    Didn’t realize I lost my wallet til I finished up in the barber chair, but he was nice and let me open up a shavings account.


    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  10. Dear Mr. Witherspoon,

    They had a lot of security for such a small coin show. I saw one cop per penny.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  11. Dear Mr. Witherspoon,

    Congratulations getting hired as a pastry food-critic. Your job will be a piece of cake.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  12. Dear Mr. Witherspoon,

    If you swim down the coast from California to Mexico, I think you'll cross the surf border.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  13. Dear Mr. Witherspoon,

    Now that the stress of taking the CPR Exam is over, you should be able to breathe easily again.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  14. Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft)

    Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft) Old Bucket Spitter

    My dentist is dyslexic. He thinks I've got high morals.
     
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  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    If life gives you melons then you're probably dyslexic!

    Sincerely,

    Sir Toony
     
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  16. Dear Mr. Witherspoon,

    If a Roomba smelled as bad what you described, I'd send it down to the market for some dioderant.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  17. Dear Mr. Witherspoon,

    Go with the banker who used a psychic to help him with management decisions. She was a medium of exchange.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
    Last edited: Apr 21, 2017
  18. Dear Mr. Witherspoon,

    Now that you're a donut-shop owner, you'll have to be a batter businessman.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  19. Dear Mr. Yinvit,

    Congrats on your marriage to the shoe-salesman's daughter, she sounds very straight-laced.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     
  20. Dear Mr. Yinvit,

    As president of our bicycle enthusiast's club, I feel it's time you spoke up.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     

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