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Dear Mr. Daft

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Pinkberry, Nov 28, 2015.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Should we add splash of color to the swimming pool?

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    I seem to loose more strength every weak.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,
    I don't understand why they keep hiring skinny models when they say that fat cells.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    They are planning a new dance show for people who had too much plastic surgery, it will be Dancing with the Scars.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,
    Do you talk to strangers normally?
    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Why does finding a job require so much work?

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
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  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Does your foot long for Subway?
    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Where did the Pokémon Go?

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
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  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    I have some vanishing cream that will make you say, "Where did the scar go?"

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  10. Squirty

    Squirty New Member

    I'm confused.

    No wait!

    Yes I am.
     
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  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    I think all you can eat restaurants should be called Weighting Rooms.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  12. Squirty

    Squirty New Member

    Retirement communities are heaven's waiting room.
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Have you noticed that when you have too much lightning it can leave you in the dark.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    I need a good way to store my grocery list.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    I wanted to gather the cranberries but got too bogged down.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
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  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    All dogs go to Heaven, just ask St. Bernard.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Should recovering alcoholics avoid using bar soap?

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    People who chase tornadoes are really twisted.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
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  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,
    I am not a real dentist, I am just filling in.

    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
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  20. Dear Mr. Daft,

    Looking forward to having my mirror repaired, I appear to be broke.

    Best,
    Clerihew-Doodle
     

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