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Dear Mr. Daft

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Pinkberry, Nov 28, 2015.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Can we meat at one of the fish Fridays in Lent?

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
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  2. Gladman

    Gladman Well-Known Member

    I think y'all are a bunch of clowns:pie:
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Do you find that walking in the rain clouds your judgement?

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
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  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Red and blue are the two primary colors on Super Tuesday.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    What happens if you don't submit the obituary before the deadline?

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Do you know where I can find seeds for a power plant?

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    I am warming up to the idea of getting a hot tub.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Why are they called pioneers? Once they travel away from the initial settlement they should be called piofars.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  9. And here's one for you my dear Mr. Pinkberry.

    How do you write "Do not touch", in braille?
     
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  10. Pookie

    Pookie Well-Known Member

    Thank you, Danny, for providing me with one of the longest, loudest, and best laughs I've had in a long time!

    Ooowwww... I think I broke a rib...
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Whenever I need someone to rake the lawn, everyone leaves.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    I need to hire a new person to do the landscaping, but I have been spending too much time in the weeds.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    I found some magnets that I think you would like. They are very attractive.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Is it possible to become a recluse by spending too much time on social media?

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    I know it is a blanket statement, but avoid pillow talk while listening to a cover band.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    I can't stand sitting all day.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Can you run over with some photos, it might help jog your memories.
    Yours,
    Sir Toony
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    My doctor wants me to cut back on the amount of pizza I eat, so I now ask the pizza places to cut my pizza into just four slices instead of the usual eight.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
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  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Did you just makeup that costume?

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Your math is a little off.... 99% + 0.1% is only 99.1%....
     

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