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Dear Mr. Daft

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Pinkberry, Nov 28, 2015.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Be glad you didn't sink a fortune into buying stock in the Titanic.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
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  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    We have had a thorny relationship since work began on the floats for the Tournament of Roses Parade.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    The key to building a staircase is to do it one step at a time.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  4. Barnie Bonkers

    Barnie Bonkers Well-Known Member

    To whom it may concern,


    Remember, it is OK to laugh during sex; just don't point !

    Mr. B. Bonkers


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  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    We were looking for an hour, but couldn't find it. Actually, we lost even more time in the process of looking.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    If you are looking for a job, I can picture you working as a model.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

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    Dear Pinkberry,

    It has been a while since I had to iron, so I am afraid I am a bit rusty.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    I will leave it to you to decide when to depart.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Do you notice how the doctors expect you to cough up the money every time you sneeze.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    The School of Psychology has a new coffee shop, they are calling it the Freudian sip.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    There is no mystery who built these homes, they were built by Sure Lock Homes.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    The ice cream truck started playing a new tune when it changed its name to Rolling Cones.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    They don't get a variety of customers buying music equipment from the store called Stereo Types.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    If you want to loose the weight, you need two extra fries.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    I know you have been feeling deflated ever since the balloon popped, so I am here to pump you up.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  16. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Thanks to the gender equality movement, you can now order either popcorn or momcorn.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  17. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    I was planning to cook books, but I can't find a good recipe.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  18. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    It was false advertising when they said 15 meals under $10. I ordered 15 meals and the bill was a lot more than just $10.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
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  19. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    Did you want to hang out when I finish doing the laundry?

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
  20. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Pinkberry,

    I took the 5:00 train home today... they made me give it back.

    Yours,

    Sir Toony
     
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