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Dear Mr. Daft

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Pinkberry, Nov 28, 2015.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    Would you mind feeding the zombies today?

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
  2. Dear Gibby,

    I have to say, watching the kazoo and bongo-players march together in the parade was humdrum

    Best,
    Gooby
     
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  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    My wallet got soaked when I was out in the storm, can I offer you a rain check?

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
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  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    You should think about joining a meditation group.

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
  5. Dear Patches,

    After letting my balloon-sculpting skills get blown up out of proportion -- I got busted

    Best,
    Wrinkles
     
  6. Dear Topsie,

    We knew we put spanish shrimp in our dish cuz the fisherman said something about catching them with the castanets.

    Best,
    Whimsie
     
  7. Dear Zany,

    I finished an online class about wild cactus without ever getting the point

    Best,
    Joey
     
  8. Dear Gogo

    When I was offered the job as a rodeo clown I had no idea I was going to end up steered to the wrong side

    Best
    Cheeky
     
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    You can't have a budget if you don't budge.

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
  10. Dear Flim,

    I heard Bozo got booted from the shoe store for acting like a heel

    Best,
    Flam
     
  11. Dear Wigso,

    I tried to weave my way out of performing the hair transplant after the patient bawled the medical team out

    Best,
    Dr. Follycles
     

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