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Dear Mr. Daft

Discussion in 'Joke Forum' started by Pinkberry, Nov 28, 2015.

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    If you have 2020 vision, can you tell me who wins the Superbowl that year?

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
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  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    Having a job doesn't work for me.

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
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  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    Growing a beard helped me shave 5 minutes from my morning routine.

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    I heard a lot of trash talk at the recycling center.

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    I saw a rainbow out of the blue.

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    What is the point of owning a vacuum cleaner if it only gathers dust?

    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    Where can I find a synonym for the word thesaurus?


    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    Sometimes, I don't need a hole punch, but I have never found a half punch.


    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
  9. Dear Pogo,

    It's knot hard to pine over memories of Christmas trees past

    Best,
    Drumples
     
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes

    Sir Toony Van Dukes Well-Known Member

    Dear Mr Daft,

    I feel crumby after dropping the Christmas cookies.


    Sincerely,
    Sir Toony
     
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  11. Dear Buffo,

    Even though they tried to fork over some cash and I put my money where my mouth is -- I still couldn't coin a phrase !

    Best,
    Bumbles
     

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