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Sir Toony Van Dukes's Recent Activity

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    You have just scratched the surface, there are lots of other options for dealing with fleas.

    Jul 28, 2017 at 6:25 PM
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread Dear Mr. Daft.

    Dear Mr. Daft, Avoid wearing a white collars shirt when you have a blue collar job. Sincerely, Sir Toony

    Jul 28, 2017 at 6:14 PM
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    You should have known the dog would run away when you put on the flee collar.

    Jul 28, 2017 at 12:57 PM
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    I can always find out which dog is barking by checking the collar ID.

    Jul 28, 2017 at 12:55 PM
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    At leash you were able to collar the dog that did that to you.

    Jul 27, 2017 at 7:55 PM
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    I need to put an alarm clock in my shoes, my foot fell asleep again.

    Jul 27, 2017 at 3:58 PM
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    It's about time you change the battery in the clock. With time standing still, it will never be dinner time.

    Jul 27, 2017 at 3:57 PM
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    Taking too much time in the bathroom? Maybe we should change your name to Rip van Tinkle.

    Jul 27, 2017 at 3:35 PM
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    A local restaurant serves sandwiches for breakfast, they call the place "Breakfast in Bread"

    Jul 26, 2017 at 6:00 PM
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    I had a problem sleeping on an air mattress the hole night.

    Jul 26, 2017 at 5:57 PM
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    My bed never goes on a date, people keep turning it down.

    Jul 26, 2017 at 5:55 PM
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    I wish I were taller so I could sleep longer.

    Jul 26, 2017 at 5:52 PM
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    Can I sleep on a bed with a spring mattress during the summer months?

    Jul 26, 2017 at 1:20 PM
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    New TV show about people sleeping, it is being called A Rested Development.

    Jul 26, 2017 at 1:08 PM
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    I just wanted a sleep number, but the phone insisted on a wrong number.

    Jul 25, 2017 at 6:34 PM