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Sir Toony Van Dukes's Recent Activity

  1. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread Dear Mr. Daft.

    Dear Mr Daft, I saw a rainbow out of the blue. Sincerely, Sir Toony

    Nov 20, 2017 at 9:02 PM
  2. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread Dear Mr. Daft.

    Dear Mr Daft, I heard a lot of trash talk at the recycling center. Sincerely, Sir Toony

    Nov 20, 2017 at 9:00 PM
  3. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread Dear Mr. Daft.

    Dear Mr Daft, Growing a beard helped me shave 5 minutes from my morning routine. Sincerely, Sir Toony

    Nov 20, 2017 at 9:00 PM
  4. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    Don't leave, it would rake my day.

    Nov 20, 2017 at 5:57 PM
  5. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    No pay chicks, but he does bring home the bacon.

    Nov 20, 2017 at 12:58 PM
  6. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    He keeps saying that he wants a raise because he is paid a poultry amount.

    Nov 19, 2017 at 9:11 PM
  7. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    He isn't seasoned as a chef, take anything he says about cooking with a grain of salt.

    Nov 19, 2017 at 12:45 PM
  8. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread Dear Mr. Daft.

    Dear Mr Daft, Having a job doesn't work for me. Sincerely, Sir Toony

    Nov 17, 2017 at 6:25 PM
  9. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    Don't be such a wet noodle. Tell the chef you want your pasta al dente.

    Nov 17, 2017 at 1:25 PM
  10. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    Did you use your noodle to come up with that pun?

    Nov 16, 2017 at 6:01 PM
  11. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread Dear Mr. Daft.

    Dear Mr Daft, If you have 2020 vision, can you tell me who wins the Superbowl that year? Sincerely, Sir Toony

    Nov 16, 2017 at 5:17 PM
  12. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    My girlfriend didn't think I could make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

    Nov 16, 2017 at 12:49 PM
  13. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    Replacing the muffler on my car was exhausting.

    Nov 16, 2017 at 12:45 PM
  14. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread Dear Mr. Daft.

    Dear Mr Daft, I tried a new dating app hoping to find a new flame, but I didn't get a single match. Sincerely, Sir Toony

    Nov 16, 2017 at 12:37 PM
  15. Sir Toony Van Dukes replied to the thread the great pun-off thread!.

    Does it matter if we discover antimatter?

    Nov 15, 2017 at 8:06 PM