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Simon the Brat
Last Activity:
Aug 3, 2016
Joined:
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Location:
In Barry's horn
Occupation:
The same as my hobby.

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Simon the Brat

Barry's pet Brat, from In Barry's horn

Simon the Brat was last seen:
Aug 3, 2016
    1. KageTomari
      KageTomari
      ஐ Merry Christmas *.:。✿*゚’゚・
    2. KageTomari
      KageTomari
      ஐ your picture is so cute *.:。✿*゚’゚・
    3. Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft)
      Barry Daft (Mr. B. Daft)
      Pop pop pop the corn
      make it fluffy and light.
      Poping poping poping poping
      untill it is just right.
    4. Simon the Brat
      Simon the Brat
      No joke about chickens crossing roads, can ever be complete without a rousing rendition of the "Tennessee Wigglewalk".

      I'm a bow legged chicken,
      I'm a knock kneed hen
      Havean't been so happy
      since i don't know when!
      I walk with a wiggle and a giggle and a squawk
      doin the tennessee wigglewalk!

      Put ur heels together and your knees apart,
      snap your fingers ready start.
      Flap your elbows just for luck
      as you wiggle and you walk like a baby duck!

      C'mon dance with me honey,
      keep your feet in time.
      Haven't been so happy
      in a long long time.
      I walk with a wiggle and a giggle and a squawk,
      doin' the tennessee wiggle walk!
    5. Simon the Brat
      Simon the Brat
      Popcorn for you, tra la la la la,
      Pocorn for me,
      Toffee coated popcorn.
      I love you sweety,
      toffee coated popcorn.

      When I eat it for my breakfast
      and I eat it for my tea
      It files my heart with gleeeeee

      Oh...
      Popcorn for me, tra la la la,
      popcorn you,
      toffee coated popcorn.
      I love you sweety,
      toffee coated popcorn.

      It has lots of protin
      and lots of vitamin
      inside the toffee coatin

      Oh...
      Popcorn for me, tra la la la,
      popcorn you,
      toffee coated popcorn.
      I love you sweety,
      toffee coated popcorn

      Its nice and crunchy,
      yum yum yummy
      in my tum mum mumeeee.

      All together now,

      Oh...
      Popcorn for me, tra la la la,
      popcorn me.
      Toffee coated popcorn,
      I love you sweety.
      Toffee coated popcorn

      Lennon and McCartney eat your hearts out Daft and Brat rule now
    6. Simon the Brat
      Simon the Brat
      Pickles, you are a very evil clown to even think of such things But you are perfectly correct, cannibals would definately prefer to eat me rather than you. Pickles taste sour and vinegary and now I am starting to realise just how apt your choice of name is.

      Its lucky I don't taste of Toffee coated popcorn because I would end up eatting myself.
    7. Pickles
      Pickles
      I'm thinking that if a cannibal came after us, he would most likely eat YOU before me. If your name is any indication, you would probably taste a little like bratwurst.
    8. Simon the Brat
      Simon the Brat
      I thought you were two parts vegetable not part rodent Pickles. (Pickle and cedar) I expect if I were to eat you, you would be kind of vinegary and give me splinters in my tongue.
    9. Pickles
      Pickles
      Hey, Bratty Simon! I am ALSO part rodent (hamster)! But I definitely believe in cats, because I have a couple creepy ones living in my house. YIKES!!!!
    10. kimbo
      kimbo
      hey
      wut is up?
    11. The Princess of Bozonia
      The Princess of Bozonia
      *embarrassed by her faux pas, quietly sweeps the plain popcorn and puts down a small silver dish of the toffee-coated variety*
    12. Tickles and Trouble
      Tickles and Trouble
      Hi there Simon the brat

      Thank you so much for all your lovely jokes you left with my pictures. They were fabtastic!

      A sausage and an egg were frying in a pan when the egg said to the sausage " Phew, It's hot in here!" To which the sausage replied "AH! A talking egg!"

      Tickles
    13. The Princess of Bozonia
      The Princess of Bozonia
      *leaves some popcorn on the ground near you*
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    Location:
    In Barry's horn
    Occupation:
    The same as my hobby.
    I am a weird kind of rodent, half badger,half rat, hence the name Simon the Brat.

    Making little people shreak either with laughter or shock, I don't worry about which.

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    I don't believe in cats!