Sounds like Tiger got caught lion
Broken windows can be quite a pane.
Yep. And it was his ex-wife who wound up being really teed off.
Not only do they have experience getting a ball out of the woods, the caveman golfers have experience getting the ball out of saber-tooth tiger woods.
They're the ones you want to ask when you want to know gossip. Cavewomen have all the dirt.
If we can't move the boulders blocking the entrance to this cave we may be off to a rocky start
I’ve never piloted a helicopter before, but where’s the harm in giving it a whirl..!
And you can join a club that lets you putter around
Dear Captain Schnickelfrits,
During his trip abroad, my barber thought he'd curry favor by handing out scissors to the hairy Krishnas.
Of course the fish were angling for a peaceful sole-ution, but the cat reeled them into the fight.
A note of remembrance and a melody of Hope..
Dear Senator Bonkers,
The Queen's daughter is not accepting guests at the moment as she is on her way to speak to the manager of the local...
Fully tanked and three streets to the wind..
Dear Mr. Yinvit,
Sorry to hear your dry cleaning business is having financial trouble. Hope everything gets ironed out.
It wouldn't be the first time putting on my beer goggles led me down a blind alley
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