Dear Shrill Shirley,
I can't believe the flute player was openly mocking my skills as a conductor. He's a real flout-ist !!
Dear Senator Dotty,
I guess we're all supposed to swallow your bird story since you already tweeted about it
Gullible as ever,
Dear Bobo Buttons,
I had no idea why Roberta the robot builder was as thin as a wire til I saw her consumer electronics
Hollywood rejected Bongo's idea for a long movie about pants, so he's doing shorts
If you want to buy shaved ice just pay for it from a slush fund
Dear Silly Snickers,
We made fun of the newspaper ad for scissors, sale-priced, til somebody told us to cut it out.
Dear Captain Yuks,
If you agree to stand in for the professional mountain climber I hope you get paid to scale
Please salami to say, I'm just happy to be linked to a couple of funny hot dog punsters instead of a couple of corn dogs !
Hot dog! I need to ketchup with the jokes on this thread!
Do you have any rubber bands on you?
The widow next door said she isn't going to buy any more rare silk, but I spied her looking it up on the web
Dear Mr. Bloopers,
If I could get up the pluck to buy some ukulele strings, it might be the start of strumthing beautiful.
Flubsy the Slip-Up
I didn't want my mummy to know how much candy I got, so I masked my excitement
Chicks who don't like living hen the desert can peck up and go
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