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  1. tim
    tim azzy
    Call me anytime, you sexy clown, you!
  2. azzy
    azzy tim
    HI TIM! I was in Chicago for a few days for business, would it have been weird to just call you up just to say HI TIM? Antisocial me always thinks that's odd, but I think that's what normal people do. I probably won't be back for awhile so it's safe to ask this now.
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    2. tim
      tim
      Well, you are weird. So, for you that would just be normal. But what would not be Normal is Bloomington, even though they are closely related. ISU. State Farm. But I only have a yard, as I can't afford a farm. I can't even afford a cow. Perhaps a goat. But do goats eat corn? Cuz I can grow corn in my yard. So call anytime! But, especially, if you're in Chicago.
      May 27, 2017 at 11:23 AM
    3. tim
      tim
      Would be great to get together again. Maybe even for lunch or something. Like somewhere that we could get corn. Or goat. Or, perhaps, at Little Goat. Or even some places where we could eat a little of the cow's mate. But don't tell the cow. She might get angry. Oh, wait, you're from Nebraska now. So, you have to bring the corn.
      May 27, 2017 at 11:31 AM
    4. tim
      tim
      But, for goat's sake (oh, we could go to Billy Goat to have the slice of bull) just call!

      Break the curse of the goat. Go Cubs Go!
      May 27, 2017 at 11:33 AM
  3. KageTomari
    KageTomari
    Happy Mother's Day Everyone
  4. Punkin
    Punkin Loopy
    Happy Birthday on May 7th, SSGT Lopez.
  5. Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    I regret being a teenage cookie fan who only ever skipped class to hang out at Mrs. Field's. They called me a cookie cutter!
  6. Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    As a tennis fan, it shouldn't bother me to live next to the Wilson factory, even though it's so loud. I mean, they make a lot of racket!
  7. Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    I guess winning that tournament allowed the tennis player to increase his net income.
  8. Punkin
    Punkin Donuts
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'LL CELEBRATE LATER, AFTER I GET MY SISTER ALL SET AND COMFORTABLE. HAVE A GREAT DAY AND EAT A PIECE OF CAKE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!
    1. Donuts
      Donuts
      youd be proud and a little surprised i had 5 sugar was hi but so good Couldnt say no to 3 different parties the first was for me the rest was for you!!!
      May 5, 2017
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  10. Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    Did you hear about the eskimo who decided to paint his igloo in the middle of winter? It took him 2 coats!
  11. Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    Today I got yelled at in baking class on the correct way to whip pie filling. I got bossed on cream pie!
  12. adagiofrazzle
    adagiofrazzle
    song is playing 'i'm walking on sunshine'. But for me, my life feels more like walking on legos.
  13. Donuts
    Donuts
    How was everyones easeter? I had avisit from the Easter A Saurus
    1. Donuts
  14. Donuts
    Donuts
    Any one know where i can get the Gag My Clown story Large or jumbo size
  15. Punkin
    Punkin Pickles
    Happy Birthday Pickles!
  16. Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    I entered the spelling bee but I didn't win. I lost because I gave an "A" for "Effort".
  17. Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    My neighbor got caught stealing bathtub plumbing fixtures at Home Depot. He told me he was taking a shower!
  18. Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    Dr. Clerihew-Doodle
    My uncle just got a job as a baker -- he'll be making some bread!
  19. Punkin
    Punkin Pips the clown
    Happy Birthday Pips! Have a great day!
  20. KageTomari
    KageTomari
    Happy Easter
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    2. Clownfanboy123
      Clownfanboy123
      Same to you!
      (Sorry for being late as well)
      Apr 17, 2017