Call me anytime, you sexy clown, you!
HI TIM! I was in Chicago for a few days for business, would it have been weird to just call you up just to say HI TIM? Antisocial me always thinks that's odd, but I think that's what normal people do. I probably won't be back for awhile so it's safe to ask this now.
Well, you are weird. So, for you that would just be normal. But what would not be Normal is Bloomington, even though they are closely related. ISU. State Farm. But I only have a yard, as I can't afford a farm. I can't even afford a cow. Perhaps a goat. But do goats eat corn? Cuz I can grow corn in my yard. So call anytime! But, especially, if you're in Chicago.
Would be great to get together again. Maybe even for lunch or something. Like somewhere that we could get corn. Or goat. Or, perhaps, at Little Goat. Or even some places where we could eat a little of the cow's mate. But don't tell the cow. She might get angry. Oh, wait, you're from Nebraska now. So, you have to bring the corn.
But, for goat's sake (oh, we could go to Billy Goat to have the slice of bull) just call!
Break the curse of the goat. Go Cubs Go!
Happy Mother's Day Everyone
Happy Birthday on May 7th, SSGT Lopez.
I regret being a teenage cookie fan who only ever skipped class to hang out at Mrs. Field's. They called me a cookie cutter!
As a tennis fan, it shouldn't bother me to live next to the Wilson factory, even though it's so loud. I mean, they make a lot of racket!
I guess winning that tournament allowed the tennis player to increase his net income.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'LL CELEBRATE LATER, AFTER I GET MY SISTER ALL SET AND COMFORTABLE. HAVE A GREAT DAY AND EAT A PIECE OF CAKE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!
youd be proud and a little surprised i had 5 sugar was hi but so good Couldnt say no to 3 different parties the first was for me the rest was for you!!!
Like the name
Did you hear about the eskimo who decided to paint his igloo in the middle of winter? It took him 2 coats!
Today I got yelled at in baking class on the correct way to whip pie filling. I got bossed on cream pie!
song is playing 'i'm walking on sunshine'. But for me, my life feels more like walking on legos.
How was everyones easeter? I had avisit from the Easter A Saurus
Heres two videos of the visit
Any one know where i can get the Gag My Clown story Large or jumbo size
Happy Birthday Pickles!
I entered the spelling bee but I didn't win. I lost because I gave an "A" for "Effort".
My neighbor got caught stealing bathtub plumbing fixtures at Home Depot. He told me he was taking a shower!
My uncle just got a job as a baker -- he'll be making some bread!
Happy Birthday Pips! Have a great day!
Same to you!
(Sorry for being late as well)
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